Total Medals Earned: 111 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,380 Points
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/230 points)
Complete the easy round
Complete the medium round
Complete the hard round
Complete the game
Finish in under 300 seconds
Finish in under 250 seconds
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 6/8 (260/315 points)
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Kill the boss.
Medals Earned: 3/10 (35/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass levels 1-3
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 3/4 (150/250 points)
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (20/110 points)
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Send a Lexus back to the shop.
Medals Earned: 7/15 (125/405 points)
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Beat the game
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a multiplier on a boss
Kill 1000 enemies
Beat the game without continuing
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Get a full planet
Get a chain of 10+
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/9 (100/470 points)
Beat a level without any damage or blood on your car
Pass a level with less then 5% health left
Kill everyone in any level using only missiles
Escape to the big city
Earn over 100,000 dollars
Kill one thousand people
Beat all levels above 80%
Get gold on all race levels
Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Be an easy target!
Come on, you can do better than this!
Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
You've done well my child
Even tough guys can run away
Save Theia!
The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Meet the final boss
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
